#TotalBummer

So our transmission is toast and so is this tour. We can’t afford to rent a van for two weeks or a new transmission. We sincerely apologize to everyone who helped put this tour together. We feel awful about the situation and wish we had better luck. Every possible scenario was discussed ad naseum to salvage these next two weeks but it is not financially feasible. We were forced to scrap the Road Virus for cash to rent a car to get back home to NJ. We are going to figure something out for the shows next weekend in Ashtabula, OH and Erie, PA. As for the rest of the shows, we regretfully have to cancel. Again, we are truly sorry and no one is more bummed than us. Good luck to our friends in Outlast and their tour up north. Hopefully we will get back south this summer. Until then, we will be out on the weekends, abusing our bodies. Speaking of, did you know Chipotles in VA have margaritas?

This concludes the shortest tour blog ever.